1. Fundraisers that revolve around tasting beer and wine are ALWAYS a good idea.
2. Having a sore ass all evening makes the event LOTS more fun. It’s also fun to try to guess who else has a sore ass.
3. Dancing in public is not so horrible, but only when M is there to grind on.
4. Leather flip flops feel disgusting when they are squishy with beer.
5. It’s always funny to tell your husband’s boss that his wife is REALLY going to enjoy his freshly grown stubble. Everywhere.