M and I were sitting at the picnic table yesterday and in front of him layed a wooden spoon. He picked it up, looked at me with a grin and raised his eyebrows. He told me some of the lovely things he’s going to do to my ass when we get home, then he cracked my ass with that spoon, once sort of lightly and another really hard. When others were around! Then he asked me if it hurt, to which I responded, “Yes,” with a grin. His mom giggled and said, “Hey now, save that for private.” Ha!! M couldn’t decide whether to be amused or disturbed. I thought it was funny as hell!