M: Sets it on the counter to pay.
Older lady who’d just paid before him in line: Is that a leather fly swat? Can I see that? *slaps self on the leg* I bet that would smart.
M: I don’t know, you’ll have to ask my wife later.
Old lady: Giggles.
Amish lady cashier: Laughs profusely.
M: Smiles and walks out….
It does smart, by the way.😉