Fresh out of the oven, so oh-yes-heavenly
Just-right brown, the smell’s a damn felony
Taste-bud-screamy, eye-bulging candy
Wonder how many would fit in this handy?
Gonna steal just this one while he’s outy
Despite my second-thought, oh-god-doubty
Oooh, it’s so chocolatey and extra-large-chippity
That I need my two small hands to grippity
It’s rather oooy and oh-so-tasty-gooey
That I poked my middle finger right throughy
And so chewity and mouth-watering-chompity
A melt-in-my-mouth scrump-rompity
But, if I get caught, I’ll probably pout-stompity
And my ass will get all whomp-whompity
Is it worth the amazing taste-bud-festivus?
Or is the indulgence just too superfluous?