Real Life Kinky in a Nutshell. Or a Vomit Bucket.

Sometimes, a girl has been relentlessly teased all day with sexy, steamy texts, whispered words, ass grabs and whacks, neck kisses, strategically placed bites, hair tugs and pulls, and even hands in her pants when the kids were occupied.

Sometimes, just after her shower, a girl gets instructions to wear her green glass butt plug and come to him on her knees by his chair. 

Sometimes, a girl is told all the naughty, hair-on-the-back-of-her-neck-raising, nipples-getting-hard, need-to-cross-her-legs-to-relieve-some-pressure things he’s going to do to her when he is finished showering. 

Sometimes, just when he’s about to walk up the stairs to shower and she is heading down to make the preparations he’s asked of her, their daughter runs to the bathroom because she’s just vomitted spaghetti all over her bed and floor.

Sometimes, a girl has to clean up piles of vomit, scrub floors, do a couple loads of laundry, bleach the house, and soothe achey bellies wearing a butt plug. And nipple nooses. 

Sometimes, after all of that is taken care of, all the bigger kinky plans just can’t happen because achey bellies might need more soothing (and no matter how hard a girl tries, she just can’t get the sour spaghetti smell out of her nose). 

Sometimes, when they do finally come together, his commanding words, lust-filled eyes, and naughty directions bring them right back to where they were before. 

Sometimes, the promises of trying for those original plans again the next day makes her belly warm and her skin tingle even more the next day. 

Sometimes, in real life, bigger kinky plans get derailed. But, that doesn’t mean the alternate route isn’t just as fun and connecting. Maybe even more so. 

19 thoughts on “Real Life Kinky in a Nutshell. Or a Vomit Bucket.

  1. Ah yes. The glamour of parenthood interrupting dirty plans! Been there. But yes, sometimes the alternate plan ends up just as good, albeit different. And boy do I love the anticipation of rainchecks. 😉 Hope everyone is feeling well.

  2. Ooh! I’m so glad you got to enjoy your kinky plans eventually. Such wild swings of emotion in this piece…”ew! Throw-up!” straight to “ooh! butt plug!”
    😉

  3. Hope she’s feeling better. That would have done me in. Any sexy fun would have over. I hate vomit. Glad you still got to connect.

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